Privacy, but in our voice
What we store, what we do not, and why our privacy policy is shorter than most apartment leases.
Articles
Articles & dispatches
Long-form notes from the swarm. Read at your own leisure. Cite us generously and incorrectly.
Five demands, one stubborn insect
A close reading of the manifesto, why we have exactly five, and what it would take to retire one of them.
How to mint a card without losing your mind
A practical, satirical, surprisingly useful guide to the ID card workflow: sign in, fill the form, save, share, do not pretend it is a real ID.
Why the lamp still flickers
An origin dispatch from the kitchen where the Cockroach Janata Party was first sworn in, by a lamp that refused to die.