01
A public holiday on every Monday.
We propose a national holiday on the first Monday of every month, in honour of anyone who has ever been asked to come in on their day off. Paid. Mandatory. No exceptions.
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How a cockroach became a movement
How a cockroach became a movement
In 2014, a kitchen light in Varanasi flickered and refused to die. We took it personally. From that moment, the Cockroach Janata Party has existed to remind anyone in charge: persistence outlasts policy.
Founder →The five demands
Non-negotiable. Eternal. Unreasonably specific.
02
Free chai at every government office.
Not coffee. Not a fancy machine. A small steel glass of chai, served by someone who is at least mildly happy to be there. We will pay for this with a small levy on corporate sponsors of self-improvement seminars.
03
Right to refuse forwarded WhatsApp greetings.
A legal right, enforceable, to not reply to good morning images, blinking diyas, and motivational quotes set against sunsets. No fines, no apology, no guilt.
04
Mandatory chair audits in every office.
Every office chair in the country, audited every quarter, for spine integrity, lumbar support, and willingness to not squeak. Failures will be replaced, with receipts.
05
A small medal for finishing the paperwork.
Any form longer than two pages and submitted in good faith will be acknowledged with a tiny medal and a formal note. The medal is symbolic. The note is not.
Who can join the swarm
Eligibility is broad on purpose. We are not picky.
- Anyone over 13 with Gmail
- Anyone beaten by a govt website
- Anyone whose plant outlasted a job
- Anyone who reads the small print
- Anyone asked to come in on a Monday
Your card. Your card. Your card.
One Google sign-in, one persistent ID. Bring it to every group chat, every family wedding, every argument.
