SATIRE & LEGAL
Satire and legal disclaimer
This is satire. Please read this section carefully; it is the only serious page on the site.
Is this a real political party?
No. This is a satirical project. We have no registration, no candidates, and no office. We are not affiliated with any real political party.
Is this card a government document?
No. This card is not issued by any government, election, or legal authority. Do not present it as a real ID.
What is our reach?
The internet, a few kitchens, and a lamp that flickers. We influence no election, party, or government body.
No impersonation of real entities
We do not use government symbols, ranks, or official insignia on our cards. We do not condone use of the card to impersonate any real official.
Questions?
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