About
About the movement
We are a satirical, non-electoral, deeply unserious movement that takes itself completely seriously in one respect: nothing should be allowed to die before its time, including bad ideas, worse furniture, and an entire political class.
What this is
An independent, internet-first parody of a political party, with a working ID card generator and a stubborn refusal to log off.
What this is not
We are not a registered political party. We do not field candidates. We do not accept donations. We will never run for anything, ever, in any form, in any ward.
Who it is for
Anyone who has ever been asked to be reasonable on a Friday afternoon. Anyone whose plant has outlived three jobs. Anyone who has read the small print on a government form and felt something.
Our philosophy
Persistence is a political act. The cockroach has survived five mass extinctions by not caring about any of them. We aspire to that. Politely.
Community values
- Be loud in text, gentle in person.
- Disagree on policy. Disagree harder on chairs.
- No real politicians, by any name, in our membership rolls.
- Disclose satire in every visible footer.
- Keep member data boring and minimal.