Privacy policy
Short, honest, and not particularly lawyerly. We are a satirical site; we do not want your data more than necessary.
What we collect
- Your name, email, and profile photo (from your Google account).
- The state, city, alias, and slogan you provide for your card.
- An anonymous, cookie-style preference flag (your locale).
How we use it
Only to save, restore, and share your card. Nothing else.
What we do not do
- We do not sell, share, or trade your data.
- We do not read your email, contacts, or calendar.
- We run no third-party trackers or ads.
Your rights
You can delete your data at any time. Visit your dashboard and click "Delete my data", or write to us at: support@cockroachjanataparty.example
Where your data lives
Your data lives on Firebase (Google Cloud), gated by rules specific to your account. Our security rules are public in this repository.